For more than five years, I wrote a weekly opinion column for The Perry County Times and its affiliated papers in southcentral Pennsylvania. I saw this as a way to give something back to the rural community where we have a little farm called Pencil Creek, but the columns become an important part of my writing rhythm. In the world of novel-writing, where six months’ work can vanish in an instant and completion dates are reckoned in years, it’s not a bad thing to have a weekly deadline.
From time to time, when I wrote on a topic of regional or national interest, I published one of these pieces in a larger newspaper, but mostly they’re a reflection of my state of mind in any given week. Not to mention a launching-pad for my curiosity!
Here’s a complete archive of my Op-Eds. There are over 300 of them. Perhaps you’ll find one or two that agree with you…
A History of Squatters On Shermans Creek
The people of Perry County love their history, and for good reason. Change comes slowly to these parts. Looking out at Blue Mountain from my favorite rocking chair on the back porch, there’s very little from modern times to see. In fact, there’s a lot more...
Veni, Vidi … Cacavi.
There’s nothing like the loss of electricity to make a house feel broken. In a recent column entitled, “Did You Find the Squirrel?”, I wrote about an exciting afternoon of powerlessness on St. Peters Church Road, thanks to a cute furry creature that...
Teaching a Handrail an Important Life Lesson
There’s nothing like a salad fresh from the garden. A bowl of mixed greens, spiced with herbs and perhaps an edible flower blossom or two, is one of the great pleasures of summer on St. Peters Church Road, the perfect accompaniment to a pizza baked in the mud...
Innocents Abroad, Without All the Fuss
One of our guilty weeknight pleasures is to curl up with an episode of House Hunters International, a made-for-cable reality show on the HGTV network about the ins and outs of buying property abroad. The show taps a deep vein of the American experience: curiosity...
New York, New York — It’s a Hell of a Town
If there’s an opposite to a peaceful June evening on St. Peter’s Church Road, when the moist evening air rolls off the flank of Blue Mountain and flushes an armada of hopeful fireflies from the field grass, it has to be rush hour in Manhattan in the...
In Search of That Elusive Yellow Ball
One summer, a few years after we moved onto St. Peter’s Church Road, I turned on the television to watch the Wimbledon final. The championship match was broadcast on NBC, which was lucky, because that was the only channel we got. And by “got,” I mean...
Two Startled Commuters on Warm Springs Road
It’s dusk on a humid summer evening. Your heart pounds with anticipation. This is Warm Springs, the road you’ve been warned about but can’t resist. You take it slow, rolling on despite the danger signs, your tires crunching the moist gravel. Shermans...
An Act of Kindness Squelches a Goofus
If you’ve ever sat in a pediatrician’s waiting room, you’ve probably met a pair of comic strip characters named Goofus and Gallant. Goofus, a pudgy little miscreant with rebellious hair, has been behaving badly in the pages of Highlights...
The Troubled Theology of a Certain Kind of Wasp
It started like any other mid-July zucchini-roasting session. Balance the tray beside the trusty Weber grill. Turn on the propane. Wait a few seconds. Click the igniter. But this time, there was no satisfying “whoompf!” I gave it a few more seconds. Then a...
How Dare You Call Me “Sir!”
I’m not very good at writing short stories, which makes me admire the geniuses of the short form all the more. A good short story – like a good column – aims for its ending like a rifle shot. And just as the “crack!” of a rifle...
The Pleasures and Perils of Attached Living
As I write these words, not fifteen feet away, a Sawzall is chewing through a gnarly cast iron pipe. The house is literally shaking. The cacophony covers the spectrum from stadium-leveling heavy metal bass notes, through the ear-numbing mid-range familiar to...
If Pilots Behaved Like Politicians
We’re cruising at thirty-five thousand feet on a cross-country flight, a few hours out of BWI. The Great Lakes are already behind us. At the moment, we’re high over the plains of Iowa. Visibility is unlimited. It’s all checkerboard farms to the...
A Dispatch from America’s Newest Sea
Last week, the Olshans stepped off a plane in Seattle with a sense of great relief. We stretched our cramped legs and took a moment to appreciate the ambient temperature -- cool and dry, no air conditioning required, unlike the solar furnace we’d left behind on...
A New Era of Good Feelings
During our recent sojourn by the Salish Sea, the Olshans crossed the Canadian border at Blaine, Washington, on our way to Vancouver, British Columbia. For a border crossing, it’s a pretty tame affair, more like a glorified toll plaza than a military checkpoint....
In Case of Earthquake: Follow Weasels, Not Stonemasons
What went running through your mind when the earth shook last week? I’ll tell you what went though mine, as our old house in Baltimore leaped up and down, pictures came down off the walls, and the floors groaned: Why is the dog still sleeping? There she was,...