by admin | Jul 2, 2009 | News
It’s going to sound strange to some of you, but you should know that I’m the first person in the history of my family to own a rifle. At least, as far as I know. But it’s a pretty good bet. My ancestors settled in the crowded tenements of big cities...
by admin | Jun 25, 2009 | News
These days, if you happen to be sick in Perry County, it is the best of times and the worst of times. I’d like to tell you about two of my friends from Spring Township. I was planning to protect their identities, but one of them, Jeff Heikenfeld, was on the...
by admin | Jun 18, 2009 | News
I didn’t always hate grass. I used to love it. When we first came to St. Peter’s Church Road, I even looked forward to mowing. Mowing was fun. I got to ride a tiny tractor. I got to visit every corner of the property without even having to walk. There were...
by admin | Jun 11, 2009 | News
Back in 1624, John Smith wowed the Old World with his five-volume Generall Historie of the New World. He hit all the major points—geography, native peoples, settlers, religion, customs, etc. But nothing was too small to escape his voracious eye. Especially if he...
by admin | Jun 4, 2009 | News
There she was, glowing enticingly on my monitor. She was incredibly well built. Round in all the right places. She had these beautifully curved, powerful legs. True, she was no spring chicken, but she was remarkably well preserved. I tend to like the older models,...
by admin | May 28, 2009 | News
The shiny pink handle of the jump rope swung back and forth in front of my eyes. “You’re feeling sleepy,” my hypnotist sa id. “I am?” “Yes, you are. When I clap my hands, you will wake up wanting to smoke cigarettes.” “I...
