The Power of the Press and Other Delusions

Back in May, one of the first columns I wrote for the Perry County Times was a plea to Embarq, our telephone company, to get on the ball and provide DSL service on St. Peters Church Road. For those of you who missed that column, here are a few highlights: High speed...

A Very Large Withdrawal from the Bank of Experience

We’re awash in heroes these days. It’s not like ancient times, when you had to be the child of a human and a god in order to qualify. Parents are heroes. Movie stars are heroes. Even criminals, in a Byronesque, anti-hero kind of way. Think Tony Soprano, or, more...

The Great Perry of Perry County, Part Two

Last week, I wrote a few words about Commodore Oliver Perry, the man who lent his surname to our fair county. I ended the piece by asking whether Commodore Perry was, in fact, one of America’s greatest naval heroes, as the popular culture of the time took him to...

How Great Was the Perry of Perry County? (Part One of Two)

Many of you already know about H. H. Hain’s History of Perry County, the thousand page tome that was published in Harrisburg in 1922 and is still a standard reference. It’s a fairly rare book and expensive, if you can even find it. I had my eye on a copy...

Guns, Bells, Bonfires, and Illuminations

July is a fine time to be thinking about the “pursuit of happiness.” It’s an exceedingly strange phrase to find at the beginning of a political manifesto, but there it is, in the second paragraph of the Declaration of Independence: “We hold...