How to Outbid Yourself in Twelve Easy Steps

Here’s a lesson we’ve learned from Perry County: auctions are fun. My first auction was at Jeff Heikenfeld’s place over in Loysville. It was a Friday evening in late fall. The room was packed. The odor of roasting hot dogs mingled with the funk of...

Two countries divided by a common language: HBO

Our British Invasion is finally over. In September, and then again this month, we hosted friends from the U.K. The September friends, a young couple who were planning a three-week cross-country road trip, were especially keen to start out in Baltimore. Baltimore? Why...

Happy Anniversary, Shana! (Enjoy the Hidden Sonnet.)

Let me start by saying that my wife Shana and I have now officially weathered fifteen years of marriage. Not to put too fine a point on it, but these have been the most rewarding years of my life. The marriage came after more than a decade of true friendship—we...

Government’s the Problem? What a Load of Rubbish.

The trunk of our car is always overflowing when we pull up in front of our house in Baltimore. Overflowing with boxes of vegetables from our garden? Sometimes. With coolers full of delicious leftovers? Occasionally. With gallons and gallons of freshly pressed apple...

A Jug of Wine, a Dry Basement, and Thou

This year, my wife Shana and I are giving each other gutter drainage as a fifteenth anniversary present. We did have some slightly more romantic ideas. We’d seen a gorgeous hot air balloon floating over Blue Mountain, and considered taking a ride in one....